February 2010
buttersamich:
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January 2010
hahahaha.
“I love football. It makes something in my pants really happy. Idk what’s down there though, it just keeps popping up! And I’m like ‘what’re you doing?’ and it’s like ‘shhh!’ and then it slaps me in the face! And then I’m all like ‘I just got cock-slapped…by myself…”
I missed this kid.
Watching Scarred.
buttersamich:
biaannunziata:
buttersamich:
biaannunziata:
buttersamich:
One of my life goals is to end up on this show one day.
I have faith in you that you one day will be.
I’m trying to think of scenarios that would get me on it. All I could come up with was:
Falling off a bike.
Doing something stupid on a skateboard.
Jumping off your roof/a roof.
Scootering into/off of/down...
Watching Scarred.
buttersamich:
biaannunziata:
buttersamich:
One of my life goals is to end up on this show one day.
I have faith in you that you one day will be.
I’m trying to think of scenarios that would get me on it. All I could come up with was:
Falling off a bike.
Doing something stupid on a skateboard.
Jumping off your roof/a roof.
Scootering into/off of/down something.
Falling out of a tree.
...
26 ways to impress a girl
buttersamich:
tessaxo:
burntheirgallows:
1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are). 3. Once a month sneak up...
Watching Scarred.
buttersamich:
One of my life goals is to end up on this show one day.
I have faith in you that you one day will be.
Are you emo?
What In the Purple Mountain’s Majesty does that even mean?! Are you a fucking pick-up truck?
ihavenothingtodowithmytime.
Love? Is that some sort of cheese?
buttersamich:
biaannunziata:
buttersamich:
biaannunziata:
I hope someone gets this…
Des and Nate!!! :)
Yesss! Glad you got it.
12 out of 4 people are rapists. FUCK!
Your eyes are like the cube from Transformers, that brings all the Transformers to life, cause they bring me to life.
Pffft! It was that spider, I swear!
Love? Is that some sort of cheese?
buttersamich:
biaannunziata:
I hope someone gets this…
Des and Nate!!! :)
Yesss! Glad you got it.
12 out of 4 people are rapists. FUCK!
Love? Is that some sort of cheese?
I hope someone gets this…
There's no place like London!
buttersamich:
biaannunziata:
There’s a whole in the world like a great black pit and the vermin of the world inhabit it and its morals aren’t worth what a pig can spit and it goes by the name of London. At the top of the hole sit the privileged few Making mock of the vermin in the lonely zoo turning beauty to filth and greed… I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders, for the cruelty of...
buttersamich:
biaannunziata:
hooraychel:
cageyrascal:
monsieurmoon:
fmylife:
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly stopped and looked at me. Curiously I asked why. which is when he replied “this is better then macaroni.” FML
Why is this a FML? I would be extremely flattered to be told I was better than macaroni. Macaroni is spectacular.
He could’ve at least said...
There's no place like London!
There’s a whole in the world like a great black pit and the vermin of the world inhabit it and its morals aren’t worth what a pig can spit and it goes by the name of London. At the top of the hole sit the privileged few Making mock of the vermin in the lonely zoo turning beauty to filth and greed… I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders, for the cruelty of men is as...
I wish I was as invisible as you make me feel.
hooraychel:
cageyrascal:
monsieurmoon:
fmylife:
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly stopped and looked at me. Curiously I asked why. which is when he replied “this is better then macaroni.” FML
Why is this a FML? I would be extremely flattered to be told I was better than macaroni. Macaroni is spectacular.
He could’ve at least said “macaroni in shape-form”.
Oh man,...
I don't appreciate being sick.
And I think I have to go back to the hospital in a few minutes.
Just got home.
From the hospital. Only for them to tell me what I already know. They didn’t do anything but shove something up my nose and give me a hospital bracelet, as well as a “if it gets worse just come back.” Thanks Doc, that surely helps! ugh, i better feel fine in the morning. I hate missing school so much.
wtf, mate?
So this morning I stayed home cause I had some pretty gnarly cramps.
A few hours later, I felt fine.
About ah hour ago, I got a killer headace.
About 20 minutes ago I puked all over the place.
What’s going on?
Omg.
When I get my license I’m gonna constantly blast Ridin’ by Chamillionaire for like the first month. Yup I’m ghetto.
Omg that was too perfect.
buttersamich:
He got away with that toast so well.
“I just want to give you a hug.” “Hunny is this your friend?” “Yeah this is um…” “Well I’m going to go.”
Lmao that was so great.
Reblog with catchy song lyrics
buttersamich:
hooraychel:
missmassh:
ohhaymadi:
heybrittney:
ashiesaurus:
andthereasonisyou:
noonecanresistmyschweddyballs:
thanksalotbinladen:
justanotherprettylie:
jiehsikahhh:
idontmakesense:
-abrokenfairytale:
allcoveredinfreckles:
WHEN IM WITH YOU BABY I GO OUTTA MY HEAD, I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH, I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH.
Srsly though, that was in my head for 3...
WTF KYLE BURNS
buttersamich:
biaannunziata:
HE’S SOOOO SKINNY. that’s unhealthy.
I’m ok with it :)
haha me too. :D
WTF KYLE BURNS
HE’S SOOOO SKINNY. that’s unhealthy.
Silent Library with FTSK.
LOVE it.
Since my dog's gonna be a girl..
buttersamich:
biaannunziata:
buttersamich:
biaannunziata:
buttersamich:
biaannunziata:
Instead of naming it Moe Doodle, like I intended,
I’m going to name it…
LADY GAGA!
What about Dede Doodle. lol
hahaha, I would, but Dede was my least favorite Doodle.
Same. hahah
haha glad we can agree. :P plus it’d be really funny to just be like “Lady Gaga stop licking yourself!” or “lady...
Since my dog's gonna be a girl..
buttersamich:
biaannunziata:
buttersamich:
biaannunziata:
Instead of naming it Moe Doodle, like I intended,
I’m going to name it…
LADY GAGA!
What about Dede Doodle. lol
hahaha, I would, but Dede was my least favorite Doodle.
Same. hahah
haha glad we can agree. :P plus it’d be really funny to just be like “Lady Gaga stop licking yourself!” or “lady gaga...
Since my dog's gonna be a girl..
buttersamich:
biaannunziata:
Instead of naming it Moe Doodle, like I intended,
I’m going to name it…
LADY GAGA!
What about Dede Doodle. lol
hahaha, I would, but Dede was my least favorite Doodle.
Since my dog's gonna be a girl..
Instead of naming it Moe Doodle, like I intended,
I’m going to name it…
LADY GAGA!
Just got home.
I was only out for an hour, but it’s was fun nonetheless. I haven’t seen Joe since maybe October. So it was nice to see him again, especially cause we preformed our usual ritual of breaking anything made of glass and just driving around. I missed that kid. He’s one of the very few people I can vent to and they’ll actually listen to me.
